The Meaghen O'Connell Lying Liar Blog


natashavc:

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I liked it after a few beers.  The girls at the bikini bar really seemed to love it though, and they would dance with extra soul whenever it came on, which was frequently.

I lost my Korean-spa-virginity here.

Yelp. (via natashavc)

The full review:  ”I lost my Korean-spa-virginity here. I’m not even sure how that happened, but I’m sure Yelp reviews had something to do with it. Now, after visiting enough K-Town spas to know the difference, this one is definitely the least appealing on the menu, & I doubt I’d ever revisit the experience. 


Unlike at other spas, I *was* the “diversity” here. I just *loved* how the ladies conspicuously tee-hee’d & pointed at me. And while the layer-sloughing process felt good, I was too wrapped up in the absurdity to wholly enjoy it. Well, maybe if people didn’t chorale around me, making comments in Korean followed by eruptions of “Hahaha!” and the affirmative expression “dey”, I may have been able to relax. Rme.

I had the Daengki Special that I’m sure I was shorted on because nothing more spectacular than what was posted for the other specials was done. The rave about this spa is that it features a unique cleanse for a lady’s “ooh-hoo”, but there was no way I would’ve actually squatted on one of those wooden boxes.  (Doesn’t wood absorb excretions?) And all kinds of matter floated in the cold tub, but that didn’t stop anyone from scooping and drinking its water. O_O 

I did like the steam room and the free salt scrubby stuff that I haven’t seen at other spas. But I can buy my own exfoliant. Cleanliness, however, is non-negotiable.

And will someone tell the masseuses here that bruises should NOT be the end-product of a massage. Owww!”

Another:  I had the scrub/massage here once and the lady was really good. She was working damn hard to scrub the skin off me. Maybe a little too hard that I had a scab on my nipple the next day.


It’s mainly older women at this sauna, so if you plan to come here, expect to see grandmothers and old saggy women.”

And another:  ”One odd thing I noticed was that everyone was eating a hard-boiled egg, not sure if that was an extra cost or maybe I forgot to pick up my egg.”

Does this have anything to do with the Jewish Baker’s Union?Also, why Inception?  Does it become a good movie when people get high before seeing it?  Also, how do you leave a comment on this thing without reblogging?  Is that even possible?  Is it a featurenotabug?  
6 question marks.  Your move. 

Does this have anything to do with the Jewish Baker’s Union?

Also, why Inception?  Does it become a good movie when people get high before seeing it?  Also, how do you leave a comment on this thing without reblogging?  Is that even possible?  Is it a featurenotabug?  

6 question marks.  Your move. 

He is fucking BLAND.  (Nice guy though, to be sure).  But bland as cold unbuttered doorknob.natashavc:

So, hey, what was the deal with Timothy Hutton? After Ordinary People— which beat Raging Bull for best picture BTW— did this dude just never saddle back on top? He is REALLY, really good looking? Perhaps he should have done the Rob Lowe or Josh Brolin route? Slum it character acting a bit then wait til people respect you agin? I’m asking a lot of questions?

He is fucking BLAND.  (Nice guy though, to be sure).  But bland as cold unbuttered doorknob.

natashavc
:

So, hey, what was the deal with Timothy Hutton? After Ordinary People— which beat Raging Bull for best picture BTW— did this dude just never saddle back on top? He is REALLY, really good looking? Perhaps he should have done the Rob Lowe or Josh Brolin route? Slum it character acting a bit then wait til people respect you agin? I’m asking a lot of questions?

Menacing.  

natashavc:

atencio:

Available Today

I have seen this movie!!! AND THERE IS AN EROTIC BOXING SCENE THAT CAN ONLY BE FULLY WITNESSED IN THE BLU-EST OF RAYS! 

Menacing.  

natashavc:

atencio:

Available Today

I have seen this movie!!! AND THERE IS AN EROTIC BOXING SCENE THAT CAN ONLY BE FULLY WITNESSED IN THE BLU-EST OF RAYS! 

Source: atencio

Verizon Chat

When we negotiated with Hawaii, we had a large warship floating offshore.  

My recent chat with Verizon customer service:

Please wait for a Chat Representative to respond.

Thank you for contacting Verizon Wireless. My name is ‘Tanikquaa’, how may I assist you?

Tanikquaa: Good Afternoon, Thank you for visiting our chat service. 

I will be happy to assist you with your question(s) and concerns today, May I have your mobile number and name please?

[Denholm Elliot / treacleho6969]

UBS: Hi Taniquaa… I bought a droid 2, but didn’t take advantage of the extra phone offered for free, which I think I might like to do now, but need to know the cost of the least expensive data plan available.

UBS: Also, so I don’t forget, I see on the “change calling plan” feature that I I can change from $90 to $70.20 nationwide talk and text family share?

Tanikquaa: When you do the buy one get one free promotion, you have to take advantage of that promotion then, other wise the second phone will not be free, you will just have it at regular discounted price

UBS: Oh that sucks. Can they make an exception if I get all huffy and threaten to go over to ATT??

UBS: I’ve spent like over $60,000 on phone service over the past ten years with you guys.

Tanikquaa: No they can not make an exception,

Tanikquaa: UBS, it will be my pleasure to assist you with your plan today.

UBS: No phone no plan.

UBS: Can you ask a manager and let them know I’ve spent over $60,000 on phone service with Verizon?

UBS: More like 15 years.

Tanikquaa: First, can I get you to verify your Billing System Password?

UBS: {Arglebargle]

Tanikquaa: Thank you so much for verifying that information.

UBS: Also, they lied to me at the Verizon store… they told me the price to get new every 2 would be the same with them as online, but they ended up charging me over $200.00

Tanikquaa: The upgrade does not give you a free phone, it gives you a discounted price off. Of you find a phone that is the same amount of your discount, it is then free.

UBS: This is true. They told me at the store that I could get the same discounted price with them as with the online store, and that the only difference is that it would take 3 days to get the phone if I ordered through the online store. How much would I have been charged doing it online?

Tanikquaa: At this time I only assist with calling plans,

Tanikquaa: I can tell you that the prices are the same online as in the stores.

Tanikquaa: Did they giver you a mail in rebate?

UBS: For $100 bucks. But I’m ending up paying $100 instead of the $50 I saw in the online offer (I think it was a total of $50 after rebate). Anyway, no luck getting second phone for free? Better that I start paying on a 2nd data plan than just having the 2nd phone sit in a box in the store, no?

Tanikquaa: You are looking at the prices on the web site, Those are for new customers or add a lines, Not upgrades, If you go into your account and do an upgrade process for the line you just upgraded you will see the prices are retail prices because you upgraded already. You will no longer be able to see the phones at the upgraded prices.

Tanikquaa: Upgrade discounts and add a line to existing accounts and new customers discounts are all different,

UBS: No I’m remembering what the website said before I went and got the phone.. the prices that were offered for the new every 2

Tanikquaa: Okay understand what I am telling,

Tanikquaa: I understand you have upgraded.

UBS: Yup

Tanikquaa: All discount prices are different

Tanikquaa: Because you see a phone for $50.00 onl;ine for a new customer does not mean your upgrade discount would have gotten you the same phone for $50.

Tanikquaa: *online.

UBS: I wasn’t looking at discounted prices for new users… I was looking at the specific costs of upgrading on my new every two.

UBS: Those were the prices that were given when I was looking at the new every 2 upgrade options.

UBS: But I don’t even really care about that anymore.  I sustained a psychic wound… life’s too short… must.  move.  on.  If you can swing the free second phone and let me know how much a minimal data plan would cost.

UBS: Please!

UBS: Tanikqaa, show me the magic!

UBS: It’s Friday… COME ON!

Tanikquaa: And is that for the same line or the other phone.

UBS: The other (new) phone

Tanikquaa: Because even the upgrade discounts for the lines on your account is different,

UBS: That I’m tryin’ to get for free because Verizon put “free” in my head

UBS: I know you can do it. March right over to Archie and let him know what’s what!

Tanikquaa: I understand, however, you will not be able to get it for free because the buy one get one free promotion only works if you have two line eligible for upgrade,

UBS: Omg.. you serious? They don’t say that. There wasn’t even a big fat asterisk.  

Tanikquaa: If those two lines were eligible for upgrade when you upgraded the first line, you would hd to have u[graded the second line as well.

Tanikquaa: Because you only have one line eligible for upgrade, you will no longer be able to use the buy one get one free promotion,

UBS: My wife is in tears over hear. That’s just evil.

UBS: So we’re screwed, huh.

UBS: $60,000!

UBS: I bought your CFO a small fishing boat.

UBS: Even my dog is depressed now.

UBS: Layin’ on the floor.

UBS: Give me some good news.

Tanikquaa: If  that line is eligible for upgrade you can still upgrade that line at a discounted price and not pay full retail value for the phone,

UBS: I knows, but they said free. I’m beginning to suspect that Verizon doesn’t love us.

UBS: They didn’t even say “free, *asterisk*”

Tanikquaa: If you go through the upgrade process and see a phone 

that says “Your Price ” Free”, then that phone will be free for you 

because it is the same amount as your upgrade discount,

UBS: And I certainly don’t remember that they said we had to get the free one at exactly the same time. Like that’s even physically impossible, according to modern physics.

Tanikquaa: It is possible when you take advantage of it at that time, That is why it is called a buy one get one free promotion because you have to do both upgrades at the same time.

UBS: Ok, it’s not gunna happen. Just let the evil people who craft your marketing gobbledeegook that it probably cost them 4 customers. And this is after I went through that thing last time with the store where they added services I didn’t ask for.

UBS: We tried Tanikquaa. It wasn’t in the stars. You have a great weekend.

Tanikquaa: What I recommend you do to better understand your upgrade and the promotion is contact our Customer Care Department at 1-800-922-0204, option 0.

UBS: Ok will do. Thanks. I have to go gargle drano now.

I saw The Misfits yesterday for the first time.  Pretty funny.  

natashavc:

Going to see this tomorrow! 
This is the only Titus Andronicus that matters! It’s Shakespeare’s pulp tragedy! People get baked into pies! It’s about the cycical nature of violence and how it’s a beast that feeds on flesh! The dude from Weeds is in it! It’s getting raves!
RAVES! 

I saw The Misfits yesterday for the first time.  Pretty funny.  

natashavc:

Going to see this tomorrow! 

This is the only Titus Andronicus that matters! It’s Shakespeare’s pulp tragedy! People get baked into pies! It’s about the cycical nature of violence and how it’s a beast that feeds on flesh! The dude from Weeds is in it! It’s getting raves!

RAVES! 

Rosa Klebb!

natashavc:

Lotta Lenya sings the original 1920’s version of Mac the Knife

‘And the child bride

In her nighty

whose assailants

still at large

violated in her slumber

Mackie, how much did you charge?’ 

ps. I originally typed in Lorretta Lynn who sung coal miner’s daughter, which you know, lol

It’s a venerable pede indeed.

It’s a venerable pede indeed.

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